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  Detective McKee

News Flash:  Is McKee coming back to the Highland Heights detective bureau as a paid consultant???  If he does, will be the Plain Dealers next Jerome Barrow???


By Rusty Tromboni, Staph Reporter

Homosexuals Scope Out Twinks And Bears On Mexico's Famous Fagala Beach

Homeless People Selling Notepads In The Mexico Airport

A Horse Lover (left) Poses With A Rescue At The Zoo's Annual adopt-a-pony Event

Take a look at some of these TRUE transgressions:

* Detective McKee was suspended for super-gluing a telephone handset to it's receiver.  The telephone belonged to then traffic officer Bill Jevnikar (Jevnikar is now a bailiff in Shaker Heights court).  MCKEE COMMITED A CRIME!

* Detective McKee was suspended for having his vehicles registered to the Highland Heights police department address in clear violation of Ohio law at that time.  MCKEE COMMITED A CRIME!

* Detective McKee was suspended for misuse of the police computer and it's information for giving such information to a waitress at Denny's restaurant at her request.  MCKEE COMMITED A CRIME!

* Detective McKee left the Highland heights police department in the late 80's and went to the Tucson, Arizona police department.  He returned within a year, presumably because he failed his probationary period.  Highland Heights gave him his job back!  DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY HE DIDN'T MAKE IT IN TUCSON?  DID MCKEE COMMIT A CRIME? If so please comment below.

* Detective McKee was suspended for SEXUALLY HARASSING A DISPATCHER!  The dispatcher was Debbie G., whom was also harassed by PATROLMAN Joseph (see Screwups History page)   DID MCKEE COMMIT A CRIME? If so please comment below.

* Detective McKee was suspended for double-dipping.  McKee called in sick and received sick pay while working a side job.   MCKEE COMMITED A CRIME!

* Detective McKee was disciplined for  counseling parents that it is OK for them to hit their child.  McKee advocated child abuse.  MCKEE COMMITED A CRIME!

* Detective McKee was disciplined for taking 2 hour lunch breaks, then working 3 hours overtime to make up for it.  Theft in office!  MCKEE COMMITED A CRIME!

Much more to come!

* Detective McKee was suspended for........fill in the answer below!!!


The last comments on this page:
Comment posted by Emmett tobin , 10/16/2011 at 10:11pm (UTC):
Hit me up If any1 wants to chill 4407737956

Comment posted by Secretariat, 08/29/2011 at 4:30am (UTC):
That's one fucking ugly horsetoothed cunt. Is that lovely scarf covering up the hickeys from Det. Ma_GAY-sick?

Comment posted by himself, 02/28/2011 at 11:55pm (UTC):

Mmy retirement party is on April Fools Day!

Comment posted by Cuyahoga Valley National Railroad Maintenance Crew, 05/18/2010 at 9:17pm (UTC):
We beg to differ, Trane.

Comment posted by Trane Furnace Company, 05/16/2010 at 8:50pm (UTC):
Like we say, "Nothing runs like a Trane". And nobody pulls one like Kim Urns.

Comment posted by Kim Urns, 05/15/2010 at 7:14am (UTC):
I'm so frigid when I open my legs the furnace kicks on

Comment posted by Karl Manzer, 05/14/2010 at 2:45am (UTC):
Kim Urns...you have light between your legs, I'm such a fat ass that I beep when I back up.

Comment posted by Kim Urns, 05/13/2010 at 3:37am (UTC):
I'm so frigid when I open my legs a light comes on

Comment posted by Motherfucker Goose, 05/12/2010 at 7:00pm (UTC):
Yazeed, Yazeed pussy eater. Had a wife but couldn't keep her.Put some poison in her meds and is waiting for McKee to give him head.

Comment posted by Kim Urns, 05/10/2010 at 10:37am (UTC):
My vag may be fridgid but my mouth is HOTTTTTTT. The friction from all that applying of lipstick keeps my lips burning.

Comment posted by Defective Fairy McKee, 05/08/2010 at 4:19pm (UTC):
Hi Kimmie I'll bring Rosie over as soon as we're done playing Weekend at Bernies. She's the only one with a more frigid snatch than yours!

Comment posted by Kim Reiley, 05/04/2010 at 4:26am (UTC):
Hey Defective SUCKee bring Rosie Essa over to get fitted for a casket. Maybe we can make it in the shape of an Os-Cal bottle?

Comment posted by Big Bill Gresham, 04/24/2010 at 3:33pm (UTC):
Det. McKee. I masturbated to you on DATELINE NBC last night. When I was trying to control my orgasm, I listened to Gina Marie RADIO. Don't worry, I gizzed your face in the end. THANK HEAVENS FOR TIVO!

Comment posted by Joe Scarso, 03/26/2010 at 4:51am (UTC):
I'm at LUBE STOP getting a 10 minute haircut.

Comment posted by Macauley Griesmar, 03/21/2010 at 9:15pm (UTC):
I stabbed so many people in the back in Mayfield Village that I am MAC THE KNIFE! I wish I had a knife right know to slash off these anal warts. Where are you Scarso?

Comment posted by Mack the Knife Gresham, 03/14/2010 at 5:28am (UTC):
KIN. Who was the lucky guy Dicksucktive McKee fucked in the patrol car? I'd love to have him hammer me in his dick car.

Comment posted by Kenny VaJokey, 03/09/2010 at 6:52am (UTC):
McKee was fucking someone in the patrol car behind 318 Bishop on midnight shift in the 1990's. How do I know? Wolfman (the newspaper delivery guy) caught him and told me about it. I never narked on him, but now it's out. Gary McKee fucked on duty in a police car!

Comment posted by Concerned Citizen, 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm (UTC):
Dispatchers name was Debbie Gu... You'll have to figure it out.
Suspended for double dipping. Being on clock at two part-time jobs at same time.
Suspended for improperly using LEADS computer.
Disciplined for telling parents they had the right to hit their child.
Two hour lunch breaks followed by three hours of overtime later?
First to criticize others, last to see what an arrogant patronizing idiot he is himself?

Comment posted by Dr. Yazeed Essa, 03/05/2010 at 9:24pm (UTC):
Dicksucktive McKee, Thanks for draining all the funds from that shit city to persecute me for a crime that didn't occur in that shit town.

Comment posted by I work with Gina, 02/26/2010 at 2:50am (UTC):
He sexually harassed a dispatcher???? Please post up who it was and under what circumstances! I know his wife and would LOVE to fill her in (after I tell everyone else behind her back).

P.S. Her "book" is a joke around here. She's an asshole that nobody likes

Comment posted by NORA, NORA, NORA, 02/16/2010 at 4:59am (UTC):
I don't know about luge chutes but I can tell you that Mark likes to be railed in his poop chute with my strap-on.

Comment posted by mj, 02/15/2010 at 3:12am (UTC):
all roads, including luge chutes, lead to HH

Comment posted by Dr. Yazeed Ezza, 02/13/2010 at 5:25am (UTC):
Dicksucktive McKee,
Are you also investigating the Olympic luge accidental death in Vancouver? Seems like its the same as you wasting your city's money investigating a crime that didn't happen in your city.

Comment posted by Billy The Kid (toucher) Gresham, 02/10/2010 at 1:28pm (UTC):
Forget Tucson and Tombstone, this hunk of shit should have gone to South Dakota...DEADWOOD, South Dakota. That's all he's been for 30 years at HHPD.

Comment posted by Grits Gresham, 02/08/2010 at 5:50am (UTC):
Tom Gary sucked mine first! :-

Comment posted by Tom Varanese Jr., 01/31/2010 at 5:27pm (UTC):
Didn't he get suspended for blowing the Chief? I send in the video. OH WAIT, THAT's HOW HE GOT PROMOTED TO DICKSUCKTIVE.

Comment posted by C'mon People, 01/30/2010 at 4:23pm (UTC):
Let's get some more suggestions of all of Gary McKee's suspensions and reprimands. I want to know more!!!

Comment posted by Rome (a flock of) Seagul, 01/30/2010 at 4:57am (UTC):
Now DADDDDDDDD. I always licked Dicksucktive MACKEE.
He always returned the oral in the park. PLUS, he swallows.

Comment posted by Kief Woodie, 01/29/2010 at 10:21pm (UTC):
I never liked this asshole. I wish he would've made it in Tucson.

Comment posted by Clark Cunt, 01/29/2010 at 11:52am (UTC):
This looks like a case for...RUSTY TROMBONI!

Comment posted by Area Cop, 01/28/2010 at 11:22pm (UTC):
McKee went to Tucson, NOT Phoenix. I want to know too why he didn't make it there. I'll be asking around.

Comment posted by Bill Gresham, 01/28/2010 at 6:42pm (UTC):
Leave him alone. I think he's an older gentleman twink. I'd still hammer him.

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