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NEWS FLASH: JOSEPH STILL DEMOTED!
JOSEPH UNABLE TO SUCKASS OUT OF DEMOTION.

From Staff And Wire Reports
Highland Height patrolman Mark Joseph was unable to suck enough ass and reverse his demotion to patrolman.  "He brought the chief Denny's pies, Front Row Theatre tickets, and various skin-tight unitards" said a source close to the investigation.  Even a six pack of Flowbees couldn't persuade the chief.  "A case of 6 brand new Flowbees to boot", added the source. "SIX!  Do you know how much hair you could cut with that?"  We'll keep you posted on any updates, and if you see any fancy new hairdos on the force, give a thumbs up to patrolman Mark Joseph.






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