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Citizens Erect Joseph Memorial

ERECTION CAUSES JOSEPH TO HAVE ERECTION

From Staff And Wire Reports
HIGHLAND HEIGHTS, OH  A memorial has been erected in the city park of Highland Heights, Ohio to celebrate the demotion of Mark Joseph from sergeant to patrolman.  "We are absolutely terrified of him" stated an elderly Highland Heights resident that wished to remain anonymous out of fear of retaliation from Joseph, "so we all chipped in some money from our social security checks for this memorial to appease him.  At least we'll be safe for a little while", adding "We might not eat as well for the next few months, but the peace of mind is worth it.  There's always Meals On Wheels".  Sounds like someone took a peace management course.  Keith Woodie spearheaded the money collection campaign, telling residents it was bound to be the "next big thing".  Well, when in Rome, do as the Rome-ans do.








City Assigns Memorial Service Worker
FREE BEER PROVIDED TO SERVICE DEPARTMENT EMPLOYEES WISHING TO PEE THEIR RESPECTS

From Staff And Wire Reports
HIGHLAND HEIGHTS, OH  A Highland Heights service department employee has been assigned round-the-clock duty to manage the stench of urine and feces at the Patrolman Mark Joseph Memorial which at times can be unbearable. "The boss wants to, to, to...to....to put in some type of drainage system to take the pee away" said the service employee who would only give his name as 'Gino', "so we can have more time to practice our field sobriety tests".  The city is providing free beer to all service department employees wanting to show PATROLMAN Joseph some love. 

It is unknown why ODOT has been keeping constant vigil at the memorial.

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